I think I still come on to tell truth as I make some fiends on here and fans of me...
Poor sod me went to Essex to see air show last week and some bloody essex thug punch me..Not nice place or peoples there...his girl fancy me I think (me in uniform haha) he gets jealous so he tell me F**k of to Spain you Spanish C**t..I tell him be warned I do Karate!! I did kata in front of him to show im dangerous!! then he throw his beer at me and punch me on my poor head...and I get knock over and land on pot noodle stand...people all laughing...police dont care...horrible place...me is the poor sod try to help with advice to people on the plane!!
