Dear Air Marshal Head,
In answer to your queries:-
a. No, I do not see them very often.
b. 2 whole hours?.
c. What bus?.
d. I can't often remember the beginning when I reach the beginning.
e. I have all my limbs but seem to have little control over them.
I shall do my best in relation to the Oxford details but see d.
I will do all I can to follow the joining instructions but see b,c,d and e.
I shall however be proud to serve my country once more and await payment of my generous pension through your new super efficient administration system I have read so much about.
Yours aye, Trevor F****d, Wg Cdr, KOS, RAF un rtd.