OK guys and gals list the benefits that have been engendered by the EU
Well I did see some roadsigns saying the EU funded a road on the Isle of Skye, which struck me as very useful at the time I was using it.
I think a tax on e-mails would be very handy, especially if the military gets dicked to pay more because the usual dimwit signed our contract (see rented phone line contract for details). Immediately after the tax is introduced we'll magic up some kind of cost-saving measure similar to when some brightspark, shocked by the cost of people calling the MoD operator, just disabled most people's ability to dial it! - sheer brilliance!
I suggest an e-mail application process that takes 2-3 days and requires 4 signatures from around camp. Hopefully then most people just won't bother.
The benefit?
Look in your inbox at work...you'll see.