The Amazing Flying Machine
The two happy chappies have now arrived in the land far away because I saw their amazing flying machine when it passed through ASI. I was told by the lying witches of the UK that the amazing flying machine would return the next day to collect people from this warm and volcanic land such that they could spend some time with their family in the cold and drought stricken land where the lying witches live (UK). But like the two chappies I also have to wait because the amazing flying machine wont be coming for at least another day and a half. I am allowed to stay at home and do not need luxury accommodation in the fine palace called Gateway because I'm an adult and can wake myself up in the morning whenever I like.