WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU, "WHERE ARE WE FLYING OVER" and your not sure or cant be bothered to ask the fd, simply say. We are currently flying over the small city of D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
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One of the funny ones Is when you say Tea and they say coffee, Is there a button out there on some aircraft that turns Tea into Coffee?