fight war on two fronts
Look what happened to the last guy who tried that. Worth remembering how hard the Russians fought compared to the French. The Russians call it the Great Patriotic War and lost 22 million. I wonder what the Afghans will be calling it?
Easy - "de-stretch" a long one!!
I'm sure Marshalls would be happy to give a quote. Not sure they can give a courtesy a/c while it's in the shed, though.