Sons of Heaven, Unite!
If you look into it I believe you will find that Dr Fu Manchu was a mandarin. Well, I am sure he spoke Mandarin, anyway. Perhaps it is he who has been sent to run Lagos?
Or has SASless been out there on the lake without his hat on again?
I thought I saw a recent newspaper picture of a familiar-looking guy wrassling with an alligator that had a pair of jogging shoes in its mouth. Sure beats fishing for 'sunnies,' eh?
Never mind the rumours; reality or what passes for that in WAWA land will far outstrip them. That's to say, 'You just couldn't make this stuff up!'
I look forward to my return, trailing clouds of glory, soon-soon. Or not, as the case may be. Never mind the pay and conditions, it would be worth it just to check out how many rumours here are absolutely true.