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Old 18th May 2006, 12:51
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Al Fresco
 
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Good idea Mr Collins.

Presumably we'll need to close a few bases to save a bit of money. That means we can axe a few Admin staff and, with JPA, who's going to miss them?

Now, which bases to close so that we can bring the assets together?

Well, the RAF is the junior service; so last in, first out - baaaaa, sorry lads. Just pop those Nimrods, Typhoons and Tornado things down to barracks in London will you. What was that, no airfield? Can't the Harriers park on the cricket pitch? How about Warminster?
How about moving the cavalry then? Up to Coningsby - near any Army training ranges? Oh. That won't work then. Never mind - far too far from the city anyway.
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