It makes me sad to see so many negative people here. Visit our website, we even have vacancy for non-managers, with or without pointy shoe. No living on this Areeta. Our superb modern housing complex is situated in the best area of Ikeja, very close to Guiness refinery and when the wind is blowing in the right direction, even the fumes from the tyre and battery factories are wafted away from your luxury flat. You'll have ample time to enjoy squandering some of your daily N1,000 allowance on cooking yourself some mouthwatering delicacies such as snail or grasscutter on the well appointed barbecue (always useful when there is no fuel for generator).
We now have a shiny new red helicopter that daddy got for me and we are looking for qualified red-helicopter pilots. The helicopter is so nice with slidding door and all manner of modern amenities to make life more comfortable. Of course, a progressive company such as ours which now has, red, white, blue and yellow helicopters will soon be getting green one to prove our patriotism. Daddy is talking to that awfully nice Mr Pedro who lets us have so many nice coloured helicopters and never makes any money for them himself.
No fiascos here with Dobbles, pasta, mousetraps. Daddy knows what's best and if we know what's good for us we all agree with him. Naturally shower curtain, Caverton hat, allowance, cake and eating implements all are provided in the Caverton paradise. In the nation's vibrant commercial capital you will be well away from the troublesome areas in the Delta region. Come and join the future with us. The S92 and the shuttle will be starting any day from now.
Profits are up, gloom is down. With us everyone is a winner
