nay lad, canna hav S.O.P s
Robbie tha big jobbie da tha saftey liok. Erd hes a biggie Swiss cheese naw ,an I bet hees hoping liok them tha holes donna line up ? All I ganna say is never let them thar goin aroonds geet in tha way of tha bleeding touch n goos liok, cus it canna alf buggor up em tha datta.
We'd all end up liok monkays fram Hartlepool in daayglowey vests trying steer ma school bus.
And in English that means ?