Eket
The new Olog broom in Lagos has managed to improve the daily life to a new standard. He promised three major steps scheduled 30/60/90 days.
Two already happened:
STEP 1:
An increase in daily allowance up to a stunning N 2500/day, which now will enable staff to buy all the pasta and bananas available. Lots of tins as well.
STEP 2:
New shower curtains
STEP 3:
Within 14 days there will be a 50% discount on mousetraps and Bristow Group caps.
Could anyone explain the lack of pilots in Paradise after this?