Akula,
It was a semi-humourous rhetorical suggestion. I don't have a JPA password and it is not my leave pass.
Unfortunately I believe it was put on my desk last Tuesday and I am not going on leave myself until the end of the month. It is only on the last day of the month that I clear my in-tray and file things appropriately.
This means my tray will not be cleared until 30 June.