lastlaugh - you're really living up to your name!
Gentlemen, as a mod I'm obliged to protect the sanctity of individuals identities and I couldn't just post one of your registered emails publicly on this site.
But lastlaugh's post got me thinking & I had a gander at who Tartan guy really is & "Oh my goodness, we have a celebrity amongst us!"
Remember the warning at the bottom of the page -
As these are anonymous forums the origins of the contributions may be opposite to what may be apparent. In fact the press may use it, or the unscrupulous 
, to elicit certain reactions.
I'm sitting here giggling at the incredulousness of it. What an absolute beauty!
4HP