Oh my, another one!
Hi Muttley Crew,
You must occupy the third bedroom. Must be a villa I’ve heard so much about.
Look, Muttley Crew, I have no idea how long it took for you to think of a reply to my post but what an absolute pathetic effort. You seem to strive for intellectual wit and use words like “Euphemysm”, I strongly suggest you spend an extra minute with the Dictionary and check your spelling before posting. It makes the impact just so much better!
Give me your address and I’ll gladly post a game of “Scrabble” for you three boys to play with in the evenings. That might help! In fact forget that, I’ll call HR tomorrow and get a contact for Toad Hall. He has kindly supplied so much information about himself he has only refrained from giving out his telephone number.
Are there anymore ineptitudes who share your villa?
Goodnight I’m off to bed.