If you have a JAA ATPL and from what I gather even FAA qualifications too, along with 1000hr and still can't get an interview let alone a job then you really are the biggest looser in human history. I laugh at your stupidity and total ineptitude towards aviation.
Dear me, do you also look as stupid as you act? You could go to a stupid face competition but get turned away be the staff who inform you "sorry mate no professionals"