Funny bunch aren't they celebs?
JIM DAVIDSON (Has been comic) - W***er
DANNI MINOUGUE (Aussie singer) - I love you! Lovely person, tiny, fantastic skin.
JULIE WALTERS (Actress) - Lovely, nicer than all the other customers in club.
MANCHESTER UNITED (Team of 2000) - Alex Fergerson joking about my demo, after they just got beat 4 - 0.
ALANIS MORRISETTE (Depressing singer) - Small, frail, Asleep.
IAN WRIGHT (Footballer) - Top guy
HALE & PACE (Comic double act) - Funny as you like!
ALAN SHEARER (Footballer) - Nice chap
STEVE CRAM (Runner) - Nice chap
LORD SNOWDON (English Gent) - Old
LAWRENCE LOWWELYN BOWEN (Arty house doer upper) - Odd
RONNIE BARKER (Comic) - So funny, lovely guy
BONEY M (80s pop band) - Left one of them behind despite them telling us "who they were"
I'm sure there are more but they can't have made much of an impression can they?
My better half has carried a few good ones.....
SVEN GORAN ERICSSON (Current England Manager) - Hypnotically lovely apparently, makes you feel like the only girl in the world that matters.
LEMMY FROM MOTORHEAD (Ageing rocker) - Nice guy, haggered by years excess, cool as you like.
MEATLOAF - (Large rocker/singer) - Nicest guy you will ever meet and funny with it!
EVA HERTZIGOVA (Wonderbra model/supermodel) - Drinks Stella from the can! Top girl!
PHIL VICKERY (TV Chef) - Charming and gorgeous.
There you go....
My top of the shop as you can tell is DANNI MINNOGUE. She is so nice and so SMALL, but so gorgeous!