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Old 3rd May 2006, 14:46
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Scurvy.D.Dog
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Emperor series update

The Emperor Strikes Out
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..starring none other than R.H Smith
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Episode I - The CAA
(Alphabet Airspace)
Rating G sitcom
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Episode II - The AOPA
(Pay ****loads more our own way, have our own say.. sorta')
Rating C contains comedy
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Episode III - The CASA
(Presidential Dicky dollars, and the ‘G’ wiz fiz)
Rating M for Mug audiences only
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Episode IV - The Emperor is born
(Pollies, backslap’n and views of Yarralumla)
Rating VOM for induced Vomiting only
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Episode V - The Return of the Flying Messiah
(LLAMP, AusNAS, ARG and the Pinko Leftie Commercial Pilots and Controllers)
Rating CD Complete Debacle
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Episode VI - The Emperors War on Everything
(I believe that not believing my beliefs is unbelievably unbelievable)
Rating I for Imbeciles only
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Episode VII - The Flying Messiah Dumped
(My ‘role is at an end’)
Rating CHAO contains Coarse language, Hand gestures, Adult themes and Outhouses
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Episode VIII - The Minister, The Member and the Patsies
(It was not my decision)
Rating RDR contains Retribution and Drunken Reminiscing (Directors Cut available soon)
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Episode IX - The Summonses Conspiracy
(I look forward to your legal advice)
Rating U Unsympathetic to villains (Extended Season)
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Episode X – Terror, ADS-B and ‘the Red’s under my bed’ New
(It was not my idea.)
Rating I for Imbeciles only (Now Showing)
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Episode XI – Fundamentalists turn techno conspirators New
(Pinko Leftie FAA and USAOPA)
Rating PPDS contains Plenty Paranoia and Dummy Spit’s (Now Showing)
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Stay Tuned for more multi-million dollar episodes
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