Why cabin crew don`t go to a bar with boeing pilots:
-They make hard landings.
-They talk about explosive decrompressions and rejected take offs in the briefing room, making cabin crew cry.
-they wear their hats in that funny way.And they actually
wear them.
-they have this enormous thing between their legs called a `yoke`.
-it also weights like 3000 pounds.
- conversation: `Me Steve your Jane`?
