This is little Willy. Willy wants to join his friends the Oligarchs, but he hasn’t got enough money. Everyday, he has to flick through the pages of
Hello magazine at all the yachts, Bentleys, and private jets, but on his tiny salary from BA he can only afford to pay off the debt of a small African dictatorship.
Willy wants more, and you can help. Please, give whatever you can.
You can give half your pension, £500k, or work just a little bit of overtime, maybe just ten years extra so that Willy and his friends can go and play with their new toys.
So please, send your money to me at:
Fly till you die
Prince of Darkness
Death Star
Compass system
Or you can send a disturbance through the force.
Thank you.
I’ll take on the opposition anyday. It’s my management I can’t beat!