to katherine.
First, not all of here are "helicopter enthusiasts" because sometimes, like you, we have a bad day at work.
Here's yours.
With a little Googleing you could find out much more information......suggest you use the terms "Lord Haughey", "Premi Air" (a suitable title don't you think?), "JCB" and "McAlpine". This, you will find, covers the 2 main political parties and their rotary supplies.
A quick search of Declaration of Members' Interests database will elicit plenty of free air travel for our leaders. (Obviously J Prescott is only listed on Declaration of Interesting Members).
And finally, call some fellow journos and ask how much they were charged for their seats on political helicopters during the last Election. Then ask to see a copy of the AOC for Labour and Conservative parties. And while you're about it - apparently the PM's office has been selling seats on aircraft recently. Ask to see their AOC.
All of that should mean that you will always remain katherine, and never be Lady Katherine.