After 6 months trying to get my "RPOD" and FP sorted ("Don't worry, you'll get it in next months pay")...
JPA happened,
So now I THINK I've got the correct RPOD, and I KNOW I haven't got the correct FP, but now there aren't any blunties left to shout at

cos we sacked all but the REALLY useless ones. (You know, all the ones who didn't take redundancy because they couldn't find a job anywhere else

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Trying to get ANYTHING out of the unhelpful desk is like trying to get blood out of a stone so I sit and wait for next month to deliver even more mayhem into my nice predictable, stable Monday to Friday 9-5 existance.
(Doesn't everybody work 9-5 Monday to Friday now that JPA doesn't recognise shift workers?????????

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