Anyone else find it a little odd that the person who posted the apparent newspaper article chose to type the whole thing out himself instead of copying and pasting? This is quite obvious due to the abbreviations used... The fact that some of the phrasing and poor grammar are certainly not of mainstream media standard leads me to wonder if the article is genuine, especially considering that I have searched all over the place now and cannot find the original... Can someone please post a link to the article itself to confirm is authenticity?