Crab dear fellow....
Statements like that leave you wide open for many forms of retribution. Down Check the wrong Chap or Chapette and you might get yerself a very broken, up turned probiscus one day. You are dealing with helicopter pilots you know.
The UK helicopter business being as small as it is....I fear the hiring process in Civvie Street might not be to your liking either. I can see the fellow screening CV's recognizing the name and making a rounded entry into the round file with your freshly crumpled CV, smiling the entire time.
'Course you and Gymble sound like you are made for one another. So there is hope.