I thought to myself:
"Here I am - having an 'al desko' lunch - I'll multi-task and head on over to JPA and try to sort out one or two things"
Nope.
Current access to JPA is as per the Business Continuity Plan.
Professional Users may access the system 0700-1200.
Self-Service Employees will be enabled at 1230.
i-Expenses will be enabled at 1330.
Self-Service Managers will be enabled at 1400.
Self-Service Users are not to attempt to log on at the present time.
There is a cake and @rse party going on!