Actually Osama bin Laden was seen earier at Dover clutching what appeared to be a copy of Salman Rushie's Satanic Verses, do you think there was a connection . . . . ?
Cmon guys, some of the theories that people appear completely unable to refrain from should be signed by the Brothers Grimm.
Looks like a really bad day for a few people, but at least they'll be alive to attend the Board of Enquiry.
Perhaps we should appreciate that mums and kids don't care why Dad's alive, they're just glad he is - irrespective of what comes out of this - human or technical.