Ok , real bomb threat onboard.
A/c lands somewhere, engines shut down in remote parking area.Flight is over as for as I'm concerned.
Someone announces we as pax would be held on board for sometime.
Next thing I'm doing is cracking door 1L regardless of CC instructions and if slide does not deploy, I'm sitting on the bottom sill and easing my way to the ground (B737) and making my way away from the A/C.
By the way, has the idiot who passed the note been arrested?