Cmon Guys, you know these Guys are bullet proof! If Slow Hand Luke could survive the LOSA bebarkle, Dads armies Mr Mannering can survive a vote of no confidence from a splintered pilot group. To prove my point, they aren't going to give us the engagement survey again because they are of no doubt the results will be far worse than last time. Not bad considering the last result was the lowest in corporate history.
"Righto Chaps, hand these out. Lets see how well we are doing! Just don't hand them out to the pilots, flight attendants or the engineers. Oh yeah, ground staff cant fill them out either, infact I just printed off 2 copies. Chris, could you fill out one, and Wayne, could you fill out the other one, and get them back to me as soon as possible so we can average out the results before the end of the financial year! Chop chop! Bonuses await!"
