The Garlic XXXX at Boulia.
I walked into the 'Australia Hotel' at Boulia, approached the young maiden behind the counter, and coyly asked....'um, do you know anything about the garlic xxxx?"
"Ah, f^ck me, H*****, told you to ask, didn't he?"
And thereby, a legend was created, just like those blessed Min-Min lights....
.. but do you remember who got you into that sh?tty company...?