Where is Avalon?
Why does it take so long to get breaking news from there?
Perhaps this will help:
Avalon (ăv′ əlŏn), in Celtic mythology, the blissful otherworld of the dead. In medieval romance it was the island to which the mortally wounded King Arthur was taken, and from which it was expected he would someday return. Avalon is often identified with Glastonbury in Somerset, England.
That may explain why it takes so long.
A new slogan perhaps:
”Jetstar flies daily to the blissful otherworld of the dead!” 
