The final successful claim was that female toilets used by Cpl Mates had had clingfilm placed over them.
In that case, I'm taking the MOD to court too - some b'stad apple-pied my bed once and I'm sure that the first set of blues I was ever issued had been coated in itching powder. And I was once sent to stores for a long weight. At £2000 profit per prank pulled over the years, I'll be able to retire in the manner I reckon I deserve.