Media Release
''In light of thier achievements in making pilots pay for all their training, conversions, upgrades, uniforms, hotac, medicals, simm rides, interviews and application fees, the International Federation of Pissed Off Pilots (IFPOP's) has awarded Jet* 'Lowest Low Cost Airline of 2006'.
The presentation of the award followed a huge drinking session at the 'Flying Monkey' reflecting the peanuts now on offer in a once noble occupation.
Accepting the award for Jet* was Mr. P.I. Lot-Ripoffski who's vast experience in underworld arm twisting and BlackSea magic has enabled Jet* to lead by example and provide a beacon to all other aspiring low cost airlines.
'I am honoured to except this award.. a truly unexpected BONUS!'
In second place was...''
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