I think you're missing the point fellas!
Two NCA in a bar talking to a woman. She asks what they do for a living. One says he's a chinook/merlin/puma loadie/SAR winchman. The other explains that he sits in the back of of a vomit comet all day...radar..sonar bouys..blah blah...submarines that don't exist....blah blah blah.
Who's gonna get laid?
I rest my case.. ....geeks!
Go on bite.