Indeed this thread is very funni!
A real sunday one!
By the way; what's the thing with the trippple commma's man?
You're sure you're from earth?...
your age = not a problem and indeed we have people here in Belgium living here for more than 3 years (up to 10 even), speaking perfect Dutch - children born here, working here etc and then, finally their file get's selected and they end up with a flight back home, although children can stay because born here - imagine!! it's a crazy world after all!!
Good luck! No flying where you live??