And another
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends
late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big
brass gong and a mallet. "What's with that big brass gong?" one of the
guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk
replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"You asshole. It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
