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Old 2nd Feb 2002, 02:17
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whatshouldiuse
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Captain;

. .You state that security at most U.S airports is a farce and very little profiling. Form personal experience, I must disagree. If you want to experience your own little slice of hell, may I suggest you follow the these criteria:

1) Buy an Internet Special Ticket on Wednesday and look forward to the search on Saturday.

2) Buy a one-way ticket and prepare to arrive 3 hours early for your flight and follow instructions in #1.

3) Buy a one-way ticket with cash at the airport and be sure to wear lose fitting clothing because most of it is coming off during your upcoming search. Add 1 additional hour to #2.

4) Look in anyway like a non-U.S citizen and follow the instructions in #2.

. .Sad, but true. Effective, who knows. Fair, not exactly. Profiling, certainly.

. .Whatshouldiuse
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