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Old 21st Mar 2006, 19:39
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topendtorque
 
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yep, try this

From a reliable Irish source

Fuel supply interrupter instal procedures.
Yeah, paddy has too many drop kicks yer see,
so the doc says to paddy;
Put a double bunger in a beer can, light it,
an hold it close to yer-ear,
an count to ten!
Oi! How can that help cut off me fuel supply?
It will paddy, it will!
Paddy gets to foive, an does a random VFR approach
to a-point-in-space between the undercarriage legs,
an counts the let down on the remaining foive digits!

My coey says the same procedure is fail-safe in enzed
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