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Old 21st March 2006 | 13:48
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Whirlygig

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From: Propping up bars in the Lands of D H Lawrence and Bishop Bonner
1. Depends on the specific breaking strain of the persimmon tree but, for argument's sake, let's say it is similar to the rowtree, then you're looking at a diameter 13/16ths inch.

2. We are looking at rust acceleration here not total rust capacity. Since the rust profile is generally inverse exponential, then the younger car will rust more quickly since the other two are already total baskets cases and couldn't possibly rust anymore.

3. Equivalent to 160 pints, therefore, 13.33333 car radiators are required. Since that is a ridiculous answer, we'll say 14 rads.

4. There are 1,081 trees. Initially, each tree takes a minute to cut down. After 5 trees, a Bud will need to be partaken of. Each Bud will increase the tree-cutting time by 5% (being the alcohol content approx). This means that 217 buds will have been consumed.

5. No dogs will be killed as they're all out hunting.

6. If these are proper good-old-fashioned English acres, then there is bags of room for all appliances and a biege dralon sofa each!

7. 66/1

8. One generation since they are all family anyway.


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