WG13 - You shouldn't credit him for a having fishing fleet when clearly he's having trouble getting his worm on the hook.
I'm guessing:
1. Boring day guarding a main gate somewhere;
2. As you suggest, AAC NCO Porn star issuing free Bratwurst somewhere;
3. New Broadband subscription and no Myspace friends to write to;
or finally,
4. He's the new Director of Army Aviation and wants to have an unofficial poll of attitudes.
It makes southside look like the pinnacle of charm, wit, and sophisticated banter.