That just about sums up voice recognition software,
ST. 
I've never had it successfully recognise anything ever, but my own personal favourite was when I was trying to ring a mate in Ambidji group. As soon as I heard the voice recognition kick in I thought, hmm, this will be a total waste of time.
Please say the name.
Ambidji.
long pause...
You said, Melbourne Cricket Ground, is that correct?
I was actually rendered speechless by the utter lack of similarity. Still shake my head over that one.
