Whippy you bugger - just might have blown my cover there.... You've certainly narrowed it down a considerable amount!!
You sure you don't mean "Faeces" by the way - an entirely understandable typo given all the recent excitement and yes there are only a couple that can read and write.
Oh and the grass is often not greener, it's just that the cowpats are most likely better concealed.
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I'm finger lickin'
[This message has been edited by Wing Commander Fowler (edited 03 March 2001).]