Nige
I hear that GH was not half as much surprised as his 1* 'mil adviser' - who went a strange colour of purple. The 1* was a good guy (even if he was a bona-mate) and was genuinely shocked to hear the news - funny nonetheless!
Still, we were all hooting and roaring when we were told that 'Albert' eventually 'bit' GH before he got off the lower bunk!