Thank goodness, the end of another great day in Nigeria
'Cultists kill 6 in Port Harcourt' - gosh is it on the way to work; might cause a go-slow. No well away.
Get in to work. Hm, where are we going today - somewhere nice and safe a long way offshore (as long as we don't have a gearbox or engine faiulure en-route over one of the bandit areas)
. No, it's okay, off to Warri area. Hm, is it safe there with 16 killed yesterday in (whichever place was last attacked within the last 48 hours
). Yes, it's okay today, but don't go to Bonny - lots of pirate attacks reported there. Guess I better pick another alternate for my offshore diversion today then. Got back and had fun grovelling around in amongst all the masts in cr@p visibility cos suddenly the Harmattan decided to come and pay us a visit at last
Never a dull moment
