I think we should put LHC forward for "The Grayling To The Bait" award of 2006 even although we are still barely into March. It is a well known fact that the grayling will rise to almost any bait. They have never learned that the smart thing to do is lie at the bottom of the pool, mouth politely and ignore anything that comes within eyesight.
He must be laughing his bo**ox off every time he dips his float into the water and watches the tons of fish that leap to his bait.
If you don't want to be classified as a grayling (very, very easy to catch - especially with a hand grenade) then don't rise to the bait. Camels simply do not swim easily without a great deal of assistance.