But he that was Brown was known to the Almighty as a tax gatherer. Lower than the lowest part of an earthworm's lowest bits.... Worse still, not even from the loins of Deuteronomy and Gath, but from the primitive tribe that is known as the Jockistani.
"Fear ye not", sayeth the Lord, "For I shall deliver ye from the peril of sufferance under the Jockistani Brown. I shall visit upon him a plague of fleas amongst his nether regions the like of which he surely cannot imagine."
And lo, He made it so.
When Brown had fled into exile, afflicted sorely by the pestilence of his loins, there arose from the land of Witanage one David the Cameronian. The Lord did smile and mankind did rejoice, for sanity had returned to their land of a kind unknown for half a score years and more....