Do you Love your Queen ?
Then if so join the AAC, or any Army regiment that will give you access to the Whirly thingys, then HMaj will pick up all the tabs and you will(possibly) get to fly some real gear, just one problem though:-
El Presidente Toni, may just see fit to throw you into the ill thought out Midd East War, sadly that could end a lot more than your Bank Balance!!
But
If you love your Queen, she will pay
Vfr