Utter f-ing bunch of cock
Once again this tiresome doc template has been pulled out by the gutter rags. Just edit the aircraft type and destination and hey presto - headline news.
We better start only doing landaways to the sh1tholes of the world, and then being confined to camp, lest we be seen to enjoy our job and take an interest in the opportunities it affords.
Further to what Deliverance said, if you'd worked harder at school you could have been doing landaways in frontline military aircraft, rather than sitting on your arse reading (or writing) the Current Bun.
Utter bunch of arse. Grrrrr. (Was that you, Francois?)
Landaway to Banjul, anyone?