We once had a captain who would write up strange defects in the Tech Log. When we cleared them as 'normal operation', he would argue that it "doesn't work like that in the simulator". We told him that its ok to tell the simulator people their simulator doesn't work like the real aeroplane, but not the other way round.
Some of the above may indeed be the way it works on the real aircraft, but a gentle reminder to beware of assuming that the simulator correctly simulates everything is never amiss...
