1. make sure we keep all our aircraft until they are on their last legs before thinking of a replacement.
2. change our admin to an expensive automated system where you will no longer have the chance to have to discuss your issues.
3.Make sure wehave so much personal kit that we dont use, that we have to have a garage to store it in, whilst making sure we dont have enough of the kit we do use.
4.Employ a non user friendly method of tracking all our spares for our aircraft, and make sure it is as man intensive as possible.
5. Reduce the amount of line engineers to the bare minimum, but ensure all other sections are up to strength to enable everybody to have the weekend off.
6.Make sure the ladies wear short skirts