A Virgin stewardess goes to the hairdressers listening to here walkman, she takes the chair and is asked what she wants doing. " Just want my roots doing thanks!" ok says the hairdresser, but you will have to take your walkman out of your ears!!, " Oh!! I CAN'T do that Im afraid!!"
"but you'll have to, as we need to wash your hair first" said the bemused hairdresser.
"but I was told that I could not turn the walkman off during my training with virgin!"
eventually she takes the walkman out of her ears and collapses in a heap on the floor!! everyone tries to revive her, but to no avail, shes dead.
The hairdresser after cleaning up finds her walkman on the floor still playing, he is curious as to why this fit young virgin stewrdess didn't want to turn the walkman off, so listens to what it is playing.
"breathe in, breathe out.
breathe in, breathe out......"
made me laugh anyway!!!