I've got a couple of BA specific ones...
Q. What's the difference between LGW and LHR cabin crew?
A. The only thing that will go down on LHR crew is the bar plus!
Q. What do LHR crew keep between their breasts?
A. Their belly buttons!
or how about some pilot ones....
Q. What do the FO and the toilets have in common?
A. They're either engaged, vacant, or full of S**T!
Lady runs into a terminal building waving her arms. She run up to the check-in desk and screems "HELP! HELP! THERE'S A NAKED PILOT COLAPSED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD OUTSIDE!"
The check-in agent say's "Calm down madame...now...how do you know he's a pilot if he's naked?"
The lady exclaims "BECAUSE HE'S GOT A SMALL D**K AND A BIG WATCH!"
And last but by no means least a virgin girl joke (I love you all really ladies!)
3 Virgin Stewardesses go into a bar. First one goes to the bar and says "3 shots of sambuca please!". The barman obliges and lines them up. The girl pays and they grab them and toast "30 days!" and down the lot. The barman looks puzzled as the second virgin girl walks up and says "3 more sambucas barman!". Again he obliges and after she pays up they grab them and again toast "30 days!" and down the lot. The barman is now bemused as the last virgin stewardess comes up and says "3 more shots of sambuca please". The barman pours out another 3 shots, and again they toast "30 days!". The barman cannot contain his curiosity any more. "Excuse me" he says. "Can you tell me what this 30 days thing is all about?" "Of course" says one of the lovely ladies "We bought a jigsaw puzzle and it said 2 to 3 years on the side of it, BUT WE DID IT IN 30 DAYS!"
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